And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
If you don’t know the person, always call 911. If you know the person and they have specifically instructed you not to call 911, don’t, but otherwise ALWAYS call 911 just in case.
Please share this. A lot of people don’t know not to put anything in the mouth of a seizing person.
Greta Garbo, Queen Christina
Chloe serving beret realness
Trigger for homophobic violence and graphic language.
The bodies of a lesbian couple were discovered near a dumpster next to a convenience store in Galveston County, Texas on Friday morning.
Crystal Jackson and Britney Cosby, both 24, lived together and had been together for two years. The car they had recently purchased together is missing and may have been taken by the same person responsible for ending their lives.
Relatives say the two women went to Galveston for Mardi Gras. Detectives believe they were killed elsewhere and their bodies moved. Reports also indicate that they were murdered in different ways. It’s currently unclear whether this was a hate crime or there was some other motive for the murder.
“That was her girlfriend, that was her soulmate,” James Randle, neighbor to Britney Cosby, told ABC.
Devastating. My thoughts are going out to the families and friends of these two women during such a tragic time.
Jack Lemmon seated on couch smoking a cigar after having given up smoking cigarettes, 1964
Amelie has no boyfriend. She’s tried once or twice, but the results were a letdown. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.